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Staffies
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hard chips, cold tea, soggy toast, fried eggs wi the yolk aw hard, microwaved salmon, dear boots that wreck yer heels and a kitchen so wee ye couldnae huv a big idea in it.
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The day you go offshore..... :(
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When youve made up you mind on you next bike and they they bring out the 2009 range :(
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When you put off something you want to do, so you can get poo ready that you don't want to do, then some little sh1ty engineer phones in cause he needs some time and we'll check the equipement on thursday, "gives you an extra day mate" - fcuking thanks
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Dave wrote:Staffies
Greedy contractors.
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When people group anybody that does anything remotely technical as an engineer.
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Crazy Turbo Beast wrote:
Dave wrote:Staffies
Greedy contractors.

I don’t know any greedy contractors :log :log :log :log

Most would be staff, but the staff jobs are not available and/or the T&C’s are not suitable. :deal
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Greasing your chain and getting the tyre covered oil.

The fact that you still haven't finished rennovating your house 3 years after buying it.

When you write a heap of text on a web page and click submit only to find that it has timed out. :angryfire
(text file on desktop so handy for a cut n paste to sort that)

Not knowing what presents you are going to buy for xmas... hmm idea! :biggrin2

Follow this link viewtopic.php?f=25&t=15067
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Crazy Turbo Beast wrote:Greasing your chain and getting the tyre covered oil.

The fact that you still haven't finished rennovating your house 3 years after buying it.

When you write a heap of text on a web page and click submit only to find that it has timed out. :angryfire
(text file on desktop so handy for a cut n paste to sort that)

Not knowing what presents you are going to buy for xmas... hmm idea! :biggrin2
Sounds like a quote to IR 35.....

well I suppose I'm only a contractor in training until i get the stones/experience to earn unspeakable rates. So its jealousy!
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Crazy Turbo Beast wrote:
Dave wrote:Staffies
Greedy contractors.
Staffies who moan about contractors while getting their pensions & health insurance paid, paid holidays, paid sick days, employee rights, 4 weeks + notice, etc. etc. :roll

Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian).
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Crazy Turbo Beast wrote:
Not knowing what presents you are going to buy for xmas... hmm idea! :biggrin2

easy...

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=15065

Clean Funnel for everyone.
One for the misses, handy for getting the gravy from the roasting pan into the jug.
One each for ant kids, so they don’t pi$$ all over the place.
And lots of other uses for sure, but different colours so the gravy one doesn’t get contaminated.
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URI GELLOR :angryfire :angryfire
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THE DISCOVERY THAT SPECULUMS ARE SOMEWHAT WIDER THAN I MAY HAVE BEEN LED TO BELIEVE. :eek
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Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian) wrote: Staffies who moan about contractors while getting their pensions & health insurance paid, paid holidays, paid sick days, employee rights, 4 weeks + notice, etc. etc. :roll

Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian).
Contractors who moan about how good it is to be a staffy. ;)
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BIGSTEVE wrote:THE DISCOVERY THAT SPECULUMS ARE SOMEWHAT WIDER THAN I MAY HAVE BEEN LED TO BELIEVE. :eek
Would you like me to change your loign to BIGHOOP? :log
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eeeeeeeeee that's a giggle :log :cheers
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Its no more than whats deserved for the prolonged mistreatment of badgers.
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Crazy Turbo Beast wrote:Its no more than whats deserved for the prolonged mistreatment of badgers.
Badgers are EEEEVVVIIILLLL! A blunt spoon to a badger is akin to garlic to a vampire. They must be spooned :angryfire

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Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom!!!!
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Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian) wrote:Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom!!!!
:log :log :log :log Class! :worthy
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BIGSTEVE wrote:
Crazy Turbo Beast wrote:Its no more than whats deserved for the prolonged mistreatment of badgers.
Badgers are EEEEVVVIIILLLL! A blunt spoon to a badger is akin to garlic to a vampire. They must be spooned :angryfire


Only if the spoon has a large point at the end !

Badgers, vermin, ate my chickens they did !!
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ahhhhh, wooah its a snake! and its a.......
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Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian) wrote:Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom!!!!
2 things here, I can't beleive you have the right amount of badger mushrooms and I can't believe i counted them! (out loud to the tune)
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Dave wrote:
BIGSTEVE wrote:
Crazy Turbo Beast wrote:Its no more than whats deserved for the prolonged mistreatment of badgers.
Badgers are EEEEVVVIIILLLL! A blunt spoon to a badger is akin to garlic to a vampire. They must be spooned :angryfire


Only if the spoon has a large point at the end !

Badgers, vermin, ate my chickens they did !!
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