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by al Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:05 pm
Crazy Turbo Beast wrote: Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian) wrote: Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom!!!!
2 things here, I can't beleive you have the right amount of badger mushrooms and I can't believe i counted them! (out loud to the tune)
I'm down in a well, now I'm up in a tree!
I'm the monkey and can't catch me!
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by Dave Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:45 pm
Leaves on the road...slippery devils they are
BIGSTEVE
I can't believe it's not crotchbutter
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by BIGSTEVE Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:52 pm
Getting up early so you can take your bike to work only to find you can't get it in to gear! Picture Big fat dude in full gear weebling down the road trying to bump his bike only to realise it won't work and now has to rush back to house and grab cage.... drive to work swealtering cos still wearing full bike gear
(Do you think it was the badgers what did it?)
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by Dave Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:55 pm
BIGSTEVE wrote: Getting up early so you can take your bike to work only to find you can't get it in to gear! Picture Big fat dude in full gear weebling down the road trying to bump his bike only to realise it won't work and now has to rush back to house and grab cage.... drive to work swealtering cos still wearing full bike gear
(Do you think it was the badgers what did it?)
unpleasant descriptions of fat blokes
BIGSTEVE
I can't believe it's not crotchbutter
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by BIGSTEVE Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:57 pm
Just think yourself lucky you don't have my reflection coming back at you in the mirror in the morning
Now that's unpleasant
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by Dave Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:17 pm
BIGSTEVE wrote: Just think yourself lucky you don't have my reflection coming back at you in the mirror in the morning
Now that's unpleasant
STOP
BIGSTEVE
I can't believe it's not crotchbutter
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by BIGSTEVE Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:29 pm
Dave, you aint scared are you?
Belly's gonna get ya
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by Dave Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:50 pm
BIGSTEVE wrote: Dave, you aint scared are you?
Belly's gonna get ya
Thank the lord, or god, or Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian), or Brian, that I cant see the pictures from this computer.
Speedybug
Scary biscuits
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by Speedybug Sat Nov 15, 2008 5:34 pm
Working for a really small company and being told that they are looking at cutting staff hours and redunancies
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by Dave Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:00 am
BIGSTEVE wrote: Dave, you aint scared are you?
Belly's gonna get ya
and just why do you thing I got panniers fitted this year ?
bring on the pies…
RK6
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by RK6 Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:27 pm
The other version of this:
Spin
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by Dickie Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:35 pm
Yeah, that's
quite annoying.
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by Dave Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:38 pm
F##king zips that get caught in the lining
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by BIGSTEVE Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:44 pm
RK6 wrote: The other version of this:
Spin
WTF?
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by Dave Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:33 am
That ‘orrible pinging sound of hail bouncing off the lid
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by fazermal Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:44 pm
waiting for a mate to turn up for a meeting and he goes to the wrong heliport whilst you are standing in the pissing rain waiting for him
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by meepmeep Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:48 pm
Dave wrote: That ‘orrible pinging sound of hail bouncing off the lid
You must have been in Old Meldrum.
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by Dave Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:38 pm
Is was on the way home from the Shepards Rest last night.
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by dedpidgin2 Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:42 pm
meepmeep wrote: Dave wrote: That ‘orrible pinging sound of hail bouncing off the lid
You must have been in Old Meldrum.
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by meepmeep Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:48 pm
dedpidgin2 wrote:
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by dedpidgin2 Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:54 pm
Ronz
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by Ronz Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:18 pm
Having the doc do tests on you for a stroke...
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by meepmeep Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:19 pm
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by dedpidgin2 Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:38 pm
meepmeep wrote: Your right though, it sure is a tidy beard.
You said it tickled.
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by meepmeep Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:08 pm
dedpidgin2 wrote:
You said it tickled.
You said you looked like Jack Sparrow.
Leaves on the road...slippery devils they are 
