Don't you just hate...

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Akrapovic
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Re: Don’t you just hate...

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McWullie wrote:The air temperature guage on your bike saying -2 Dec
2nd of December?? :confused
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when your mum says if you dont behave santa wont bring you any pressies, i'm 46 ffs
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Re: Don’t you just hate...

Post by Cossackmannie »

When your finger(s) go through the paper..........stops you bitin' yer nails though ;)
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Re: Don’t you just hate...

Post by McWullie »

Akrapovic wrote:
McWullie wrote:The air temperature guage on your bike saying -2 Dec
2nd of December?? :confused
Sorry meant to say -2 DegC Hope that makes sense??
:tung
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McWullie wrote:
Akrapovic wrote:
McWullie wrote:The air temperature guage on your bike saying -2 Dec
2nd of December?? :confused
Sorry meant to say -2 DegC Hope that makes sense??
:tung
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Re: Don’t you just hate...

Post by Dave »

:angryfire :angryfire :angryfire

Inappropriate use of the word "biker", when the scumbag press really mean "thug"


"Biker drove through kids playing in lunch break"
The "biker" in question has no interest in bikes, or no respect for members of the public.

He is a yob, a ned, a drain on society, and should be dealt with appropriately.
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Dave wrote::angryfire :angryfire :angryfire

Inappropriate use of the word "biker", when the scumbag press really mean "thug"


"Biker drove through kids playing in lunch break"
The "biker" in question has no interest in bikes, or no respect for members of the public.

He is a yob, a ned, a drain on society, and should be dealt with appropriately.
yeah short rope and high tree!!!!!!!
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Dave wrote::angryfire :angryfire :angryfire

Inappropriate use of the word "biker", when the scumbag press really mean "thug"


"Biker drove through kids playing in lunch break"
The "biker" in question has no interest in bikes, or no respect for members of the public.

He is a yob, a ned, a drain on society, and should be dealt with appropriately.
:stupid

Just another blight on Aberdeen, thank fck i moved to the shire. The city is fast becoming a sh1t hole.
Very, very sad. Been in abdn for 35+ years, what a terrible change in the city :(
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Walking over your gravel/chuckie driveway and you hear no noise, because the whole thing is frozen solid :jawdrop
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Dave wrote:Walking over your gravel/chuckie driveway and you hear no noise, because the whole thing is frozen solid :jawdrop
:log :2up

Having to salt the drive, path, road in minus too much :(
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huffanpuff wrote:

yeah short rope and high tree!!!!!!!

Sounds like a grand plan :2up
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Post by Crazy Turbo Beast »

De-icing the car in the morning.

Traffic.

Not having time to store the bike properly.

Storing the bike cos its winter.
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Re: Don’t you just hate...

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... coming out of Shepherd's Rest to find your bike covered in sparkly frost...
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Re: Don’t you just hate...

Post by Dozer »

Ronz wrote:... coming out of Shepherd's Rest to find your bike covered in sparkly frost...
Pwiddy! :log

It's worse when you come out of work to find the hydraulic brakes on your mountain bike won't work coz they're frozen :cry2
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Threads getting hijacked by sh!te :log :log :log
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Getting sensible in your old age and thinkin fcuk this I'm taking the car to work :devastated
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Signing off the year end accounts and getting to see how much you have to pay HM treasury to keep all the wee neds in the style thay are accustomed to . . . . :angryfire
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When you go out and wash the motor and it starts pi5hin down.
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airwave wrote:Signing off the year end accounts and getting to see how much you have to pay HM treasury to keep all the wee neds in the style thay are accustomed to . . . . :angryfire
I can asure you having it broken down and shown to you every month doesn't help :angryfire
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Having to pay the Norwegian Government an additional £1500 in Tax (I got a demand through the post :( )
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Alco-plops the morning after the night before... :???
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Re: Don’t you just hate...

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When the site changes making it aw hard to read and annoyin and stuff...
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Post by Dave »

blackstorm wrote:Getting sensible in your old age and thinkin fcuk this I'm taking the car to work :devastated


Hope that doesn’t happen to me !!

Just had a week in the car, used the bike yesterday and still preferred riding thru the freezing fog at 10pm with my visor up so I could see, rather than being in the car.
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Post by Dave »

:angryfire :angryfire Bikers ripping up the middle of queuing traffic...when I am in a cage in that queue !! :angryfire :angryfire :biggrin2

Barstewards, thugs, hooligans, the lot of them going by the Press !
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Noticing a typing mistake, just after hitting the ‘submit’ button :oops
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