AberdeenBikers

I normally have an eventless enjoyable ride into work in the mornings, but today I had a few events that are not really the best for stress free biking with out incident, and I also had to take actions that I dont normally do...but I still enjoyed the ride.



So, one line replies only (no ranting) to...

Don't you just hate...

Bright sunny morning that make you wear jeans instead of waterproof textiles, when the temperature is loving freezing and the roads are loving wet.

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Feckers that speed up to the stop sign, stop with their bumper just over the line, then start to move before you have past them !!!!! (they should be flogged).

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loving cage drivers travelling at 58mph when you are trying to get to work quicker because it is loving freezing and loving wet.

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Smart feckers that can set ‘the system’ to change words behind the scenes !!

(loving that one Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian) ! )

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Big truck drivers with huge spray coming out of the wheel arches (feckers should be banned from the road, make all transport by canal and rail with local small transit sized vans)

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Cops cars that change their direction out of a junction to follow you (have you any idea of how slow those feckers travel )

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Stupid worthless animals, like rabbits, all that are good for is leaving a sticky squelchly matted red mass on the road for splashing thru and making a mess of you and your bike!!! (not like small birds that have the decently for bounce off onto the side of the road when you hit then, nice and clean )

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Twats driving big Audi’s (with defective indicators), who get the hump when you filter past them cos their member is too small and all they really want a Merc, feck them all.

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Good looking women in short skirts and tight blouses walking down the street, all they do is cause numpty bikers not to look at the traffic and almost rear end a cage stopped at junctions, feck them (yes please!! , and ban cages that stop in traffic, drivers should be flogged)

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People posting pish to get their post count up

Im guessin u got outa your bed on the wrong side this mornin dude . Either that or your havin a really bad day at work an u need to hav a good old rant

Dave wrote:

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Good looking women in short skirts and tight blouses walking down the street,

I take it you don't live in Aberdeen then?

evomannie wrote:

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People posting pish to get their post count up

Bollocks to that, its the most humerous pish I've read on here for a while

Roll on the weekend, ye ha

JT52 wrote:Im guessin u got outa your bed on the wrong side this mornin dude . Either that or your havin a really bad day at work an u need to hav a good old rant

And what the feck has that to do with you !!

evomannie wrote:

Dave wrote: Don’t you just hate...

People posting pish to get their post count up

I am a modern man and don’t care what others thing about the size of my posts

Gazza wrote:

Dave wrote:

Dave wrote: Don’t you just hate...

Good looking women in short skirts and tight blouses walking down the street,

I take it you don't live in Aberdeen then?

It was sunny at my place this morning before I got to Aberdoom and I had my shades on.

Anyway, when I said good looking I only had time to ‘review’ the body bit, she could have bee a “butterface”

Dave wrote:

JT52 wrote:Im guessin u got outa your bed on the wrong side this mornin dude . Either that or your havin a really bad day at work an u need to hav a good old rant

And what the feck has that to do with you !!

JT52 wrote:

Dave wrote:

JT52 wrote:Im guessin u got outa your bed on the wrong side this mornin dude . Either that or your havin a really bad day at work an u need to hav a good old rant

And what the feck has that to do with you !!

yip, time for more and less

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Putting on your jeans, only to find that they are splattered with mud from the last time you were out!!


Still, today, what a beautiful day.

Wind, strong wind, very strong wind with wet spells.

And I mean the meteorological type of wind, not the body function type of wind, which at times is a good thing and very entertaining, apart from any ‘wet spells’, that is just disgusting

Now wouldnt that be fun........................if you could do a Harry Potter on any-one who cut you up and put a "wet-Spell" on them, then watch them squirm!

A-Rigg wrote:Now wouldnt that be fun........................if you could do a Harry Potter on any-one who cut you up and put a "wet-Spell" on them, then watch them squirm!

you have a very sick mind

Dave wrote:

A-Rigg wrote:Now wouldnt that be fun........................if you could do a Harry Potter on any-one who cut you up and put a "wet-Spell" on them, then watch them squirm!

you have a very sick mind

Would be great to take the wet spell and put it over the wingers on here. And keep all the good spells for the non wingers

Newbus wrote:Would be great to take the wet spell and put it over the wingers on here. And keep all the good spells for the non wingers

ah quit wingin an get on with some work

Don’t you just hate...

...sneezing with your lid on