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Don't you just love...

Post by Dave » Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:20 am

Don't you just love...

You know, that “fcuking yeh” feeling that puts a smile on your face. :P

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No smutty stories containing the opposite sex, the same sex, animals, food stuffs, animated or unanimated objects. :oops


To kick this of...

Don’t you just love...
... having a few miles of “making due progress” over twisty roads, hitting the lines you want, getting the gear changes just right, only approaching other traffic on straight bits so you can get past with no changes to the groove you are in, then backing off before a built up area, just before the police Volvo estate with all the gubbings on the roof comes round the corner and is going in the other direction.

Nod and a smile to pissy plod to indicate that of course you have been travelling at 45 all the way, ‘onist .
:P

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Re: Don’t you just love...

Post by Akrapovic » Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:36 am

Dont you just love -

When you get back onshore yesterday and are away to head off and pick this up after the insurance company opens at 9am:
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Re: Don’t you just love...

Post by The Rossi Kid » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:06 am

Dont you just love -

When your mate gets back onshore yesterday and are away to head off and pick this up after the insurance company opens at 9am and he's gonna get you to ride it back to Stonehaven from Buckie! :cool
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Re: Don’t you just love...

Post by SugR1 » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:15 am

good bike. hope you ant dissapointed. i had one the very same apart from the fly screen. nice ride but just did not do it for me.

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Re: Don’t you just love...

Post by Gazza » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:16 am

Payday.

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Re: Don’t you just love...

Post by BIGSTEVE » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:43 am

Dont you just love -

When you filter down a mile and a half of traffic for the first time then realise it would have taken nearly an hour and a half to cover the same distance in a car as opposed five miutes on a bike :freebird

That was my experience o filtering for the first time ever coming up to the haudigan from bucksburn direction.

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Re: Don’t you just love...

Post by CBRXX » Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:43 pm

comin off a roundabout on to the dualer nailing it on the back wheel and turning round to see your mate beside you on the other lane on his back wheel as well :log

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Re: Don’t you just love...

Post by Dave » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:42 pm

blackstorm wrote:comin off a roundabout on to the dualer nailing it on the back wheel and turning round to see your mate beside you on the other lane on his back wheel as well :log

Don’t you just love...

...when someone pulls out the hand grenade pin and launches a post to get others on their soap boxes :2up :log :2up :log

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Re: Don’t you just love...

Post by Needles » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:45 pm

seeing yer name on the helicopter list for going home !!!!!

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Re: Don’t you just love...

Post by Ronz » Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:42 pm

Beating boy racers without even trying ;)

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Re: Don’t you just love...

Post by therenster » Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:48 pm

oneeyefrail wrote:seeing yer name on the helicopter list for going home !!!!!
Being onshore after 10 years offshore and deciding who's name goes on the list!!!! ;) ;)

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Re: Don’t you just love...

Post by shortassrider » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:06 pm

Ronz wrote:Beating boy racers without even trying ;)

:stupid

especially in my old r reg toyota previa as we come off the second blackburn roundabout heading north. just friggin A.

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Re: Don’t you just love...

Post by Cossackmannie » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:28 pm

when the daughter's 18 year old(looks 21) mate says "I like your dad. He's a good laugh"

(suck in gut and check apperance in mirror)




Then the daughter replies "That's 'cos he's got a mental age of 10 and no dress sense"



One ego destroyed!!!! :oops

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Re: Don’t you just love...

Post by Ronz » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:38 pm

Cossackmannie wrote:when the daughter's 18 year old(looks 21) mate says "I like your dad. He's a good laugh"

(suck in gut and check apperance in mirror)




Then the daughter replies "That's 'cos he's got a mental age of 10 and no dress sense"



One ego destroyed!!!! :oops
:log :log :log :2up

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Re: Don’t you just love...

Post by Gazza » Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:42 am

therenster wrote:
oneeyefrail wrote:seeing yer name on the helicopter list for going home !!!!!
Being onshore after 10 years offshore and deciding who's name goes on the list!!!! ;) ;)
Being offshore and deciding who's name goes on the list. ;)

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Re: Don’t you just love...

Post by Snoop » Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:46 am

therenster wrote:
oneeyefrail wrote:seeing yer name on the helicopter list for going home !!!!!
Being onshore after 10 years offshore and deciding who's name goes on the list!!!! ;) ;)

Helliadmin who think they can play god,

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Re: Don’t you just love...

Post by Snoop » Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:48 am

Love bumping a Company man off the first bus home to the beach !!!! Medivac, Will tell you that story some time,

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Re: Don’t you just love...

Post by Dave » Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:23 pm

Being at a motor sport event on a nice sunny day :P :P

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Re: Don’t you just love...

Post by Dave » Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:44 pm

Finding out that your jacket can still keep you warm in freezing conditions when you only have one layer on underneath. :P

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Re: Don’t you just love...

Post by Dave » Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:35 pm

Threads getting hijacked by sh!te :log :log :log :log :cheers

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Re: Don’t you just love...

Post by juls » Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:10 pm

Friday lunch in the pub hic :boozer

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Re: Don’t you just love...

Post by CBRXX » Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:36 am

The look on the faces in the Ferrari garage when Hamilton steals the world championship :log
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erVfEs5-p-w

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Re: Don’t you just love...

Post by The Rossi Kid » Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:41 am

blackstorm wrote:The look on the faces in the Ferrari garage when Hamilton steals the world championship :log
Ooooooh Yeah!! :2up :log

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Re: Don’t you just love...

Post by Dave » Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:05 pm

Filtering up the middle of queuing traffic :log

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Re: Don’t you just love...

Post by meepmeep » Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:06 pm

......this time of year, 'cause Starbucks have Gingerbred Latte with Whipped Cream back on the menu :worthy

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