GSXR riders, Are they ...?

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GSXR riders, Are they ...?

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GSXR riders... Are they limp wristed?

Before you shout at me, I am just passing on a question from the BBC.
“British Broadcasting Corporation” is the text for that acronym in relation to this news article.

From :
http://www.bbc.com.6jw2.clonezone.link/gsxr

A biker who rides a GSXR is most likely limp wristed according to recent surveys...
Statistically 10 out of 10 GSXR riders are most likely to return home to their boyfriends after a day of riding their Suzuki GSXR motorcycles...
One GSXR rider Thomas O'Toole said "It's true I frequently love trying new sexual positions with my long term boyfriend Leslie".
Another GSXR rider stepped in claiming it was all "bullshit" and that anyone who said a GSXR rider was limp wristed can happily suck on his piano... Which I'm sure he would enjoy...
The story behind the sexuality of a GSXR rider started when a group of specifically GSXR riders were caught bumming each other behind the mcdonalds at Bassetts Pole on tuesday night but were quickly hushed away by local law enforcement.
A local lad who goes by the name of Darren Healy stepped in on the popular debate saying "As a GSXR rider myself I can honestly say I never go a day without looking at another man's arse.. My favourites are the perfectly shaped pert ones".
So this goes to show.... Are GSXR riders really limp wristed? Or is it just a myth that is yet to be proven
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What about the female GIXER riders? :deal
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only three hours, what a pansy
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