AberdeenBikers

Can people please put a post in here every now and then to keep Lynners entertained she's getting awfully bored at work and is actually having to do some work which is not on.

Lynne hang in there chick

But I have put lots of posts on the site today


and that big argument in Oily Garage Land is keeping us all amused

Zathos wrote:

and that big argument in Oily Garage Land is keeping us all amused

Gazza's age?

Thanks Katy

I went down and managed to log onto the computer at Reception but couldn't post.

Came back up to my desk but couldn't get logged in, only able to see the posts that you don't need to be logged in for

It cheers me up during the day getting some messages on here so keep them coming between 8 - 5 please

malphesius wrote:

Zathos wrote:

and that big argument in Oily Garage Land is keeping us all amused

Gazza's age?

No argument there.

Same as Madonna.

Only I'm in better shape.

Gazza wrote:

malphesius wrote:

Zathos wrote:

and that big argument in Oily Garage Land is keeping us all amused

Gazza's age?

No argument there.

Same as Madonna.

Only I'm in better shape.

round, officially is a shape.
sadly for you, IMHO Madge is a far better shape than you'll ever be (unless of course you get some clothing / makeup tips in the towers . . . . )

airwave wrote: round, officially is a shape.
sadly for you, IMHO Madge is a far better shape than you'll ever be (unless of course you get some clothing / makeup tips in the towers . . . . )

I never said what shape!

Good morning Lynners - hope you have a great day and that you can eventually get logged in on your own computer.

We'll need to think up some distractions for Lynners,

Quizzes
Links to funny threads etc.
Items of interest
Permanent loggin to utube

Have a great day

I know they're not Llamas, but you might enjoy this...

http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage ... tekor.html

Keep posting messages here during working hours, they cheer me up

Shopping at Asda is cheaper that M&S

This may ruin your life.

http://mazzanet.id.au/ball.php



The ball changes color if you can click on it.

1. He who jumps off a bridge in Paris is in Seine.

2. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

3. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

4. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

5. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

6. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

8. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

9. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

10. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

11. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

12. When two egoists meet, it's an I for an I.

13. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

14. Definition of a will: A dead give away.

15. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

16. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count
votes.

17. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but
broke it off.

18. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

19. If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

20. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

21. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

22. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully
recovered.

23. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

24. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

25. Every calendar's days are numbered.

26. A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint
mine.

27. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

28. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a
small medium at large.

29. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed
in the end.

30. Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.

31. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

32. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

33. Acupuncture is a jab well done.

juls wrote:This may ruin your life.

http://mazzanet.id.au/ball.php



The ball changes color if you can click on it.

It gets smaller too and the string gets longer. How bored am I

It gets a bit too easy after a while, promise. I have some evil things on spreadsheets too via huffanpuff but don't know how to post them, sorry Lynners.

juls wrote:This may ruin your life.

http://mazzanet.id.au/ball.php



The ball changes color if you can click on it.

Dark blue , light blue , dark purple, light blue , light purple then got bored......

Just for Lynners....A post.

Zax wrote:

juls wrote:This may ruin your life.

http://mazzanet.id.au/ball.php



The ball changes color if you can click on it.

Dark blue , light blue , dark purple, light blue , light purple then got bored......

Only the boring get bored do it a hundred times in a row and boobs appear on the screen!!

I'm bored of studyin, and watchin Rocky 4, which is marginally better, so to make your morning slightly more amusing:

A bear walked into a bar and sat down. He banged on the bar with his paw and demanded a beer.

The bartender approached and said, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings, Montana."

The bear, becoming angry, once again demanded a beer.

The bartender again told him, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings, Montana."

The bear, very angry now, said, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

The bartender once again said, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings Montana."

The bear went to the end of the bar and, as he had promised, ate the woman. He came back to his seat, and again demanded a beer.

The bartender said, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings, Montana, that are on drugs."

The bear said, "I'm not on drugs."

The bartender said, "Yes you are. That was a bar bitch you ate."

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