AberdeenBikers

The not so polite vest....

Perfect for Aberdeen where there are so many fuckwits that think no one can see them looking at their crotch and driving erratically.

Remember the mantra "Everyone on the road is an idiot who will try to kill you".

No exceptions. The technology, type of car and type of bad driving will change. The mantra still holds true.

When I started riding it was: People wearing flat caps and gloves, two women in the front of the car and anyone driving a Volvo.

Now the 'tells' are harder to spot. Fuckwits come in all shapes, sizes and types of vehicles.

The Volvo bit is still true

Some amount of folk on their phones, one lassie doing her eye make up when i was taking my Son to nursery.

Last two days, two wifies at roundabout have pulled out on me, 1 at Tesco Westhill and 1 at Garthdee Roundabout .... an 3 weeks ago a tw@t at B&Q Sainbury's mini roundabout pulled out on me too.

For all of them i was going slow as it was either wet, or mini roundabouts ....... they were all insistent that they were OK to do it

I've just ordered as Denali Soundbomb to wake them up

willian wrote:Some amount of folk on their phones, one lassie doing her eye make up when i was taking my Son to nursery.

Last two days, two wifies at roundabout have pulled out on me, 1 at Tesco Westhill and 1 at Garthdee Roundabout .... an 3 weeks ago a tw@t at B&Q Sainbury's mini roundabout pulled out on me too.

For all of them i was going slow as it was either wet, or mini roundabouts ....... they were all insistent that they were OK to do it

I've just ordered as Denali Soundbomb to wake them up

Uzi 9mm

I like the Uzi, but prefer the AR15 or MP5 ....more accurate in a crowded roundabout scenario

Only joking for you lurking journo's!