AberdeenBikers

getting a "two for one" deal and a discount (as one was a trainee) . . . .

Knowing that in 6 days time your flying away on holiday to somewhere hot!

When you find out that your arrival date on the rig is also your choppers eve due to a muck up and they tell you 2 mins after you get there.

Getting back on a bike after 13yrs away and realising how far technology has moved on

ACE

don’t you just love it, when you are riding in a hilly area, blue sky with nice fluffy white clouds ahead, only to go round a corner to come face on to angry looking black clouds…then the feckers light up …and they look like they are at the same height as you





Mind you, the only thunder I heard was in my underpants

Helping a mate that was wondering if the rear door can be opened from inside, of his newly purchased commercial vehicle.

The conversation was something like this...

“here are the keys Dave, I will just go inside and try to open the door from inside”

In he goes, I close the door
He opens it by pushing a remote button on the inside of the vehicle.

Has he was climbing out, I said “hold on, lets see if it works when it is locked”

“ok”

Close the door again, I pressed on the remote control alarm.

“bye bye” I said, while walking away and entered the works building

But then the noisy tw$t moved and set off the alarm, but he could not get out.



Bugger, better not inconvenience anyone else and stop the alarm sounding, which unlocked the door and he got out

Admin can we have the Knob Smilie put back to the correct one no other seems appropriate other than this one

As I have said before who needs enemies when you have friends like Dave & Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian)??

McWullie wrote:Admin can we have the Knob Smilie put back to the correct one no other seems appropriate other than this one

As I have said before who needs enemies when you have friends like Dave & Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian)??

That reply is a bit bitter and twisted

Especally as the "locked in" person was not identified

See, I said it was a bugger that I had to let him out

McWullie wrote:Admin can we have the Knob Smilie put back to the correct one no other seems appropriate other than this one

As I have said before who needs enemies when you have friends like Dave & Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian)??

Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian) wrote:

McWullie wrote:Admin can we have the Knob Smilie put back to the correct one no other seems appropriate other than this one

As I have said before who needs enemies when you have friends like Dave & Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian)??

Who said anything about me a friend of anyone that would buy a Freeloader

Red Bull X-Fighters

Great

Has inspired one of my lads to build a soil ramp in the garden to “get some air” on his pushbike

Nikwax (and the smell of it)

Great stuff

Glad that during a recent camping trip I recoated my boots one evening

Today, the leather parts of my boots are bone dry, well the outside is, a wee bit of dampness where the water came in over the top



So all you newbie’s...get your fingers into some Nikwax and waterproof those boots

Corners...dry country road with pot hole free corners....fcuking love them

Getting told you are going home tomorrow due to a bed bust and being paid till Thursday..........

I can taste the JD already.........

no more JD for me, my heads busting today

...when someone else starts a thread with the same heading as another one

Dave wrote:...when someone else starts a thread with the same heading as another one

Lobsterfish wrote:

Dave wrote:...when someone else starts a thread with the same heading as another one

...being offshore and seeing your wife have a posting fail.

Dave wrote:Don’t you just love...

...wondering which cross city route to take, then having a great run thru the traffic at rush hour, hardly stopping, traffic log jammed at roundabouts making it easier to “filter”, just catching the traffic light at green and the cars generally keeping to the left keeping a free route clear

I have never had such an easy time thru the city as last night, from South Collage street to Dyce, greatly enjoyed it

Home cooked roast pork, thickly cut and made into a sandwich...yum yum

You may ask where is the biking connection...well if I have a few more of these every day for a few months, I will have the profile to join the ‘Cruiser Club (The Dark Side)’

cracklin'......

...roasted pork skin...I can feel my arteries hardening already

Zathos wrote:cracklin'......

...roasted pork skin...I can feel my arteries hardening already

You disgust me.


Being a FWB, (yeah, lambast me all you want) and the black bullet firing up first time with relatively little TLC.

malphesius wrote:Being a FWB, (yeah, lambast me all you want) and the black bullet firing up first time with relatively little TLC.

I have no idea what that sentence is about, but I'm sure it's good

...getting the bike back on the road after it was snow/ice bound for a month

oh the joy of passing all those cage drivers sitting at 45 mph

oh the joy of filtering thru the city traffic

oh the joy of parking right next to the door at work


what a joyous day this is


I am so looking forward to the run home

Dave wrote:...getting the bike back on the road after it was snow/ice bound for a month

oh the joy of passing all those cage drivers sitting at 45 mph

oh the joy of filtering thru the city traffic

oh the joy of parking right next to the door at work


what a joyous day this is


I am so looking forward to the run home

Deja vu