AberdeenBikers

Crazy Turbo Beast wrote:

Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian) wrote:Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom!!!!

2 things here, I can't beleive you have the right amount of badger mushrooms and I can't believe i counted them! (out loud to the tune)

I'm down in a well, now I'm up in a tree!

I'm the monkey and can't catch me!

Leaves on the road...slippery devils they are

Getting up early so you can take your bike to work only to find you can't get it in to gear! Picture Big fat dude in full gear weebling down the road trying to bump his bike only to realise it won't work and now has to rush back to house and grab cage.... drive to work swealtering cos still wearing full bike gear

(Do you think it was the badgers what did it?)

BIGSTEVE wrote:Getting up early so you can take your bike to work only to find you can't get it in to gear! Picture Big fat dude in full gear weebling down the road trying to bump his bike only to realise it won't work and now has to rush back to house and grab cage.... drive to work swealtering cos still wearing full bike gear

(Do you think it was the badgers what did it?)

unpleasant descriptions of fat blokes

Just think yourself lucky you don't have my reflection coming back at you in the mirror in the morning Now that's unpleasant

BIGSTEVE wrote:Just think yourself lucky you don't have my reflection coming back at you in the mirror in the morning Now that's unpleasant

STOP

Dave, you aint scared are you?



Belly's gonna get ya

BIGSTEVE wrote:Dave, you aint scared are you?



Belly's gonna get ya

Thank the lord, or god, or Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian), or Brian, that I cant see the pictures from this computer.

Working for a really small company and being told that they are looking at cutting staff hours and redunancies

BIGSTEVE wrote:Dave, you aint scared are you?



Belly's gonna get ya

and just why do you thing I got panniers fitted this year ?


bring on the pies…

The other version of this: Spin

Yeah, that's quite annoying.

F##king zips that get caught in the lining

RK6 wrote:The other version of this: Spin

WTF?

That ‘orrible pinging sound of hail bouncing off the lid

waiting for a mate to turn up for a meeting and he goes to the wrong heliport whilst you are standing in the pissing rain waiting for him

Dave wrote:That ‘orrible pinging sound of hail bouncing off the lid

You must have been in Old Meldrum.

Is was on the way home from the Shepards Rest last night.


Nice run until the heavens opened with the multi sized marble set.

meepmeep wrote:

Dave wrote:That ‘orrible pinging sound of hail bouncing off the lid

You must have been in Old Meldrum.

dedpidgin2 wrote:

meepmeep wrote:

dedpidgin2 wrote:

meepmeep wrote:You must have been in Old Meldrum.

Having the doc do tests on you for a stroke...

dedpidgin2 wrote:

Your right though, it sure is a tidy beard.

meepmeep wrote:Your right though, it sure is a tidy beard.

You said it tickled.

dedpidgin2 wrote:
You said it tickled.

You said you looked like Jack Sparrow.