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getting a phone cal form work sayin gyer away affshore the morn on a 6 am checkin

Never mind sneezin wi yer lid on, how about sneezin wi a nosebleed? Messy business.

Company men that call you offshore far too early to cover their lazy arses and having you sitting around for a week doing nothing when you could've been riding your bike.


Which reminds me of another thing I just hate.....

Note the word could've above. Not could of FFS.

Could've is an abbreviation version of could have

Gazza wrote:Could've is an abbreviated version of could have

We know what you meaned.

Not being able to go doging on the bike, Work that one out!!

Gazza wrote:Company men that call you offshore far too early to cover their lazy arses and having you sitting around for a week doing nothing when you could've been riding your bike.


Which reminds me of another thing I just hate.....

Note the word could've above. Not could of FFS.

Could've is an abbreviation version of could have

When folk write (mostly on Ebay, it seems) "sort after" instead of "sought after".

I blame the schools. y'know.......................

Snoop wrote:Not being able to go doging on the bike, Work that one out!!

You could if you had one of these -

Not having a bike at the moment

bike being of road even on a nice cold sunny day like today

scone chasers who drive at 27mph in a 60

Watching some racing on a nice sunny day, then wondering what that smell is, only to find you hade stood in dog sh!t.

Who lets a dog sh!t right at a spectators area and leaves it there????

Owners like that should be blind folded and made to crawl on their hands and knees through area where dogs are exercised, then lead through an area of broken bottles. That will teach them some respect for others!!!

Actually I always thought that folks who do that should be made to shoot their own dog.
<- not a dog lover and dinnae say owt cos it's nothing compared to what folk huv said aboot cats!
As for what I just hate? Coming oot the hoose to find that a dug has got in the garden and shat right in the middle of one oor big grasses. Now that is f@ckin disgustin!

Don't you just hate...

Orange juice burps when you're wearin your lid...

And getting your bike back from the shop, and some c*** knocking you off! (no real damage, just f*cked shoulder)

Don't you just hate Rowan Stone?

RK6 wrote:Don't you just hate Rowan Stone?

Yeah!!

Akrapovic wrote:

RK6 wrote:Don't you just hate Rowan Stone?

Yeah!!

Why bother posting something that everybody already knows?

Entering into a close filtering move, just to remember in time that you have your panniers on that day...oops .


(sorry to rasmie, who was following me at the time)

Dave wrote:Entering into a close filtering move, just to remember in time that you have your panniers on that day...oops .


(sorry to rasmie, who was following me at the time)

Never noticed - glare from the big yellow thing was blinding me....

Mondays...especially this one!

......forgetting to take my jacket off in doors thus not getting the benefit of it once outside

Dave wrote:Mondays...especially this one!

Bursting for a pish during winter half way through a ride 'cos the cold has hit your bladder and you have to stop somewhere "suitable" and having to get your wee beastie out through the layers of clothing whilst doing a funny dancy jig thingy.....and then because you held it in too long you end up peeing all over your hand and leather troosers....

Walking to your bike, in the dark, over frost covered grass and realising that under you jacket that you only have a shirt on (but cant be arsed going inside and getting more layers on) !

Damp roads, when you know the temperature could still be below zero in the dips, in sheltered areas, AND just about anywhere else on your journey.

When the Weather report say's it's going to Snow Tomorrow

The air temperature guage on your bike saying -2 Dec